Memoirs of Chalkie

Have a Cool Yule

2009-12-25T18:52:24Z

Have a good one all

Mistaken

2009-11-09T18:20:13Z

Previous reports of me reaching rock bottom were wrong. Rock Bottom has basements, sub basements, and sewers. I appear to be in the smelly brown up to my neck.

Thank you caring, sharing DSS.

Feck

Cruella deVille

2009-10-21T22:25:35Z

Bel (sans LJ) has just taken me out for an amazing Italian meal for my Birthday. Whilst sat at the table, I was exposed to a real life Cruella deVille. She had the same tiny hourglass figure, and the same bulldog licking piss-off-a-thistle face. I mean a face that could curdle milk at a dozen paces. As much as i didn't want to look, I couldn't help it.
She alas did NOT have the dalmation coat.

Its not every day that a cartoon comes to life. Weird eh?

Thank You All

2009-10-21T10:58:17Z

Just a quick post to say ta for all the messages and good will.

Cheers Chaps!

Happy Birthday!

2009-10-09T06:30:21Z

Many Happy Returns to Ruana1!

Have a good one m'dear

xx

Don't look at this, just pathetic mewling

2009-08-20T06:57:36Z

Rock bottom. That's where I hit in the job agency on Wednesday. Apparently along with the rest of me, my academic qualifications are.....old. So to prove that I am still literate and numerate I have to go on an English and maths course. FFS! I am resolved to do this course in crayon.

Writer's Block: Investigations of a Female Nature

2009-07-21T06:06:18Z

Margaret Rutherfords rendition of Miss Marple

Many Happy Returns!

2009-07-07T06:15:30Z

Happy Birthday Pax Draconis!

Outcast aftermath

2009-07-06T08:39:27Z

Man I ache!! The first time I have worn chainmail in nine years, and it shows. I had a great time at outcast. Good role play, top looking set dressing, and a lovely absence of nanny state. The Predani looked great, had the right attitude and kicked ass. if only my legs would stop aching...

Interview

2009-06-11T12:13:11Z

After a mere 6 months of endless application forms, I have an interview.On Monday. Now just have to nail it....

Beltane Blessings

2009-04-30T11:04:54Z

I wish all my friends the harmony and joy that Beltane brings.

It is also our anniversery, where if i can find them, i intend to recreate sausage wars. Those who were there will lnow what I mean :)

Back Again!

2009-04-21T14:01:41Z

Right we now have our services back again. If you would like our new address and phone number,
please email me at the evil_chalkie addy.

Our mobys and email addys are unchanged.

Impending Move

2009-04-14T20:59:26Z

Right This will be my last post for a few days. Hopefully I should be back with a net connection on Thursday at the new house. See you all soon

Mostly Maelfroth and some news

2009-04-14T08:16:44Z

Back from Maelstrom, having had a GREAT event.
From solving political problems before they spiraled into conflict, to having some great one on one intense conversations. Thank you all, I had a great time. The Marines rocked, and once again made a good impression.

In the real world, this will be my last post for some days whilst we move house, and wait for a new internet connection. See you all soon.

Happy Birthday!

2009-04-02T18:47:14Z

Many happy returns to Binidj. Have a good one mate.Hope to catch up at Easter

Ireland of Broken Dreams?

2009-03-31T17:36:58Z

Quite a while ago, Bel and I announced our intention to move to Eire. Thanks to the credit crunch, that now will not happen for some years. The jobs that Bel would apply for just don't come up in a recession.
On the up side the immediate reason for going is no longer valid. I no longer need to convalesce, as I am better!
So we have purchased another house in B'ham, or to be more precise, in Solihull. Don't know about phone number yet but if you want the new address please email me. We are moving mid April.

The Carnevale is over...

2009-02-25T22:02:08Z

"if it's got a dimple in its bottom, stick your thumb up it"

This has to the THE quote from our trip to Venice.(Thank you Mr Polley). Especially taken out of context, and with no explanation. Venice was FAB. Good company, good wine, amazing food, and of course we all looked fabulous. If I get organised i will post some piccs.

Happy Birthday!

2009-02-04T22:23:07Z

Many Happy Returns of the day to Caddyman!
Hope you have a great time mate

Maelstrom Player Event-Carnevale

2009-02-01T18:41:54Z

Just got back from the wilds of Norfolk, having attended the Flambard event. Was tremendous fun. Very well catered, lots of good roleplay, and a live folk band too. The only bad bit was the long tedious drive there and back again. Was great to catch up with folks and looking forward to seeing them all at the new site.

What a pile of king sized poo!

2009-01-02T22:49:44Z

Have just got back from seeing The Day the Earth Stood Still. I was dubious before going, as the original B & W is a big favorite.
Two words define this new film: UTTER CRAP.

Truncated lobotomised plot. Piss poor acting, a really annoying child character that made Wil Wheaton in Star Trek TNG look good. Nothing about this film pleased.
Complete waste of time and money.

Solstice Greetings

2008-12-21T17:02:33Z

I would like to you wish you all a happy Yule. Whatever your religious leanings ( or not) I wish you all the best as the days now start getting longer.

Last Minute Reminder

2008-10-17T16:38:45Z

Just a nudge to remind folks about the bash at our house tomorrow. If anyone needs directions or crash space let me know!

Birthday!

2008-09-26T16:04:57Z

HAppy Birthday Ladkys!

Happy Birthday!

2008-09-24T23:42:45Z

To Clawbeast and Mr Jam.
Hope you have good ones!

My Birthday Bashette

2008-09-12T14:36:43Z

To celebrate my advanced state of decrepitude, this year will be a simple open house party. Date will be Saturday 18th October. Feel free to drop by, pop in and out, as you please! If anyone requires crash space let me know.
There may be poker and guitar hero.....
If you know me, you're welcome!